Jersey Shore 2 is set to return to our television screens on July 29th and judging from the trailer, it'll be a drunken debauchery taking place in Miami Beach. Miami Beach you ask? Well because it was too friggin' cold to tape in the Jersey Shore. They tape the show in Seaside Heights, New Jersey also known as SLEAZE-side Heights. Some people know I'm from there and I get asked all the time "Are all Italians like that?". I mean come on. Are we really going to base our opinion on Italians from one show? That's like me saying everyone from Hialeah, Florida are losers that never amount to anything (well...that one may be true. I kid. I kid.).
Do people fake bake up north? Yes, they do! Some even spray tan which is a lot better for your skin anyways. But you may end up looking like an oompa loompa.
Do people really use the term "Guido" and "Guidette" to describe these people you see on "Jersey Shore" ? Yup, again, very true. Pauly D didn't invent the blow out people. It's been a hott mess of a trend for a hot minute.
Does fist pumping really occur? Yes, it does. The ever-lasting beat of the house music blaring at the club will get any guido going at it with their fist like there is no tomorrow. It's funny, actually. Not my cup of tea, but pretty comical to watch.
Going down the shore during summertime is fun in the sun. When you are single and ready to mingle, it's better than any dating site, that's for sure. However, if you have a family, it may not be the place for you. Here in South Florida, South Beach is more for the sexy, single, sassy scene, while Hollywood Beach is more family oriented. Same thing in New Jersey. Except the water is muggy, murky, and kind of cold.
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